Maddie is in a “play” tomorrow at pre-school. Today we got a note from the teacher with what we need to send the kids to school in for a costume. Yes, the day before. Thanks for the head’s up. Luckily her costume calls for a “frilly, girlie dress.” Check.
So, we read the note together at dinner and I asked her what each child would be playing.
Me: And what is Lily going to be?
Me: As in “Mary Had a Little Lamb”?
Me, reading the next name on the list: And what about Angelo?
Maddie: The lamb.
I swear on all I hold sacred I could not make this up if I tried.