Conversations with Madeline

Maddie on using the potty: I’ll use it when I’m ready.

Me: Do you know when you might be ready?

MGF: When I’m 8.

Me: Um, you might need to use the potty before you’re 8.

MGF: How long do I have?

Me: How old are you?

MGF: Three!

Me: How old am I?

MGF: Ummm, 10?

Me: No.

MGF: 16?

Me: No.

MGF: 17?

Me: No.

MGF: Momteen?